Set up:
Typical Sunday night...chips, frozen pizza, board games, the works.
Brandon and Callie sit at the kitchen table playing scrabble(Callie's winning, but that's irrelevant).
Graysen and Noah play upstairs.
Story:
Graysen and Noah come running down the stairs...Brandon and I lazily look up from our scrabble game to engage them.
Graysen happily and emphatically states, "Noah reary likes a medicine!"
Brandon and I quickly look at each other, the panic obvious across both our faces.
Graysen holds up a pink medicine dropper and we sigh with relief that it's just the one we gave her to play with.
Brandon laughs and says, "Here Gray, want me to give him some medicine?" He takes the dropper to dip it in Mommy's Sunkist.
But as he inches it toward the glass and squeezes the end, a large volume of clear, foamy liquid sprays out the end- and across our pizza.
Brandon says, "Graysen did you give him...spit medicine...?"
Graysen, without taking her eyes off scrabble slowly nods and says, "uh huh."
Immediately, Brandon hits the floor laughing while Mommy sits in complete horror.
Complete horror.
Complete.
Horror.
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